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Disafreeable Truth.

'Butler'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Stand-up Romcom

Trappist Monk Discord

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'What does it say, Dad?'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

HELLth Food Sprouts

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Some scents are nonsense.

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"Actually, you do have a racist bone in your body."

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

Clone Factory

Trump Tariffs

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"Oh, just the usual here, occupying Wall Street."

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

"Inactivists"

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

Prescription Drugs '96.

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'