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Stay back 500 feet

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

Unsocial Media

'Use the stepladder. We've started another level.'

"We've run out of weather-based excuses for this month - we're going to have to find some moral grounds on which to boycott this party.'"

Learning to read body language, lesson one: 'Leave me alone!'

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

Thanks to his reputation as a tough and unfriendly loner, nobody flocked with Randy.

'I thought I heard you rattling around.'

The living stream at London Bridge.

'A Chiswick Fete'

'I wonder why we geeks don't get more women?'

"Please forgive my manners, Miss, 'tis the Regency Period and we have not enjoyed rollicking sex since luncheon."

'Sooo......Brian, You think you're good enough for the Humility Club.'

Her man-repellent jumper was delightfully effective.

That's when I decided why should I care

"Social networking lets me be social without actually having to be around other people."

"I miss avoiding people."

"I don't think Bob has quite got the hang of the fist bump."

How nature says 'stay away'. . . Monday Morning Face.

"Your father's in a good mood. He's declined 3 friend requests this morning."

"Hi, there. I'm Dick. Are you seeing anyone?"

Man Asking Ugly Woman To Dance.

'I won't be sociable, I won't be ....'

In view of mounting layoffs and weakening income prospects, Marge keeps the faith.

'I want a welcome mat that says 'Go Away'.'

"See, I said he didn't want to shake hands!"

Antisocial Society