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Wordilly Durdillies - Rotery club

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

Men drinking

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

"You only started bringing me home from the Darby and Joan club because I had a stair life and you couldn't manage stairs any more."

Oxford tour guides

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

Cricket Prospects.

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

"Dry sherry sir..?"

'It's not for sale.'

"Now, that's more LIKE it!"

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

"Stuffy in here, isn't it?"

"Really, …. A pipe suits you."

Time Travellers Club: Back in 1652.

"Another nice thing about a martini - it's gluten free."

"Oh, how low can you get!"

"I can let you in, but really it's just a place I rented to be alone and maybe write a little."

Sew...

'I dunno, maybe joining a wine club that meets at 7 a,m, on Monday mornings wasn't such a good idea after all,'

'We're here for the big chest tournament.'