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Nostalgia Club: This week's topics: Low gas prices, coffee klatches and pensions.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

Men drinking

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

'Be wormier!'

'Good news dear you have finally been accepted as a member of 'The explorer's club!'

Wordilly Durdillies - Rotery club

Botanical Gardens - Our Weeding Group Meets Mondays 3pm.

Oxford tour guides

"Now, that's more LIKE it!"

'It's not for sale.'

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

"Dry sherry sir..?"

Cricket Prospects.

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

"Stuffy in here, isn't it?"

"Really, …. A pipe suits you."