Anti-tech Warrior T-Shirts

"Just sitting here waiting for Facebook to go away."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

Cyberwarfare

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

The Ungooglable Man

Wringing the Monitor

"Pull over and check your phone" "Once more for good luck" "Maybe just another teensy look"

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

Stressed Office Junior

"I'll be walking by your door in a second if you want to try to get my attention."

'Your reign of terror is over evil dragon, for I have slain your internet service provider!'

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

Information War

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

'Don't get smart with me!'

'Nothing to worry about, Dear, just a little accident on the information superhighway.'

Man in cell phone shop - 'Do you have a phone that just phones?'

'I'd like to lease with an option to pulverize.'

'Of course, you're probably concerned with mileage and the high gas prices. . .'

Tarzan fights mouse.

Junk food...

Ye Olde Book Shoppe

Viruses on mobile phones.

"Please help. Never learned PowerPoint."

'The virus is that bad, huh?'

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