Technology Resistance Gifts

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

I.T. Fear

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

'I hate PowerPoint.'

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

"Damn change and newfangled ideas...if mindless back breaking work was good enough for my ancestors it's good enough for ME!"

Replaced by a millennial with artificial intelligence.

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

"Ms. Higgins, which button do I push for one of those cutesy, thing things, that people put on their emails?"

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

I hate blind carbon copies when the computers are down.

Hell for cashiers.

Skull Icons

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

"It's retro night, I turn off the wifi and everyone has to talk to each other. Party like it's 1995, dudes!"

"Harold still prefers falling asleep to traditional print media."

Call of the Wild Only

E-mail

"I get instant messages, but they might as well be snail mail by the time I can get to the computer on my walker!"

"Junior said to check out his Facebook page. Guess I better go find my library card."

"My art has been dark and disturbed since my parents punished me by taking my phone away."