Unexpected Trip Gifts

'Woah! I must have gotten on the wrong bus.'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

'You are here' sign on desert island.

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

"When you promised me a lift home...."

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

You will go on a trip.

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

'I went with a tour group to Europe, and they dumped me in Spain.'

A man squashed by a giant leaf

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

'Dewey, heads up! Squid!!'

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

Tennis anyone?

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'

Lie down - have a rest.

Scenic Rout

We must have turned off the highway of life somewhere. When you're traveling on it the twists and turns come with absolutely no warning.

Big Surprise (vending machine)

'Looks like we lucked out.'

Life is full of surprises.

"Flight or fight!"

Airline luggage return: 'Next time, send my luggage to Paris, Texas, and me, to Paris France'

The Grim Reaper is standing at the airport baggage claim waiting to pick up his scythe case from the luggage conveyor.