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Lie down - have a rest.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'You've had enough.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

Out to Scrunch.

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

Shaun got away from it all, freaked-out, and realized he was happier surrounded by it!

Employee Break Room: Eat, drink, but don't you dare be merry!

Announcement at teatime

'You need to unwind.'

'Why is it the one moment I choose to relax you walk in?'

Lunch break.

"They all remind me of cloud computing. I really need a mental health day."

"It's so easy to tell when Larry needs a vacation. The ozone smell is always a dead give-away!"

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

"Nothing like taking a few weeks off to spend time with the kids Eh!"

I was in a menage a trois...until she ran off with our marriage guide counsellor!

"It's Friday, Steve - have a donut!"

Men resting.

"I think somebody thinks I've been away from my desk too long."

'All I want is a chance to PROVE money can't make me happy.'

"I'm not saying they look anxious to leave, but they're in V-formation."

A Break In Music

"Two lousy weeks. You people can surely make do for two lousy weeks."

"Death takes a personal day."

"This neighborhood still attracts the occasional exile."