Break-loving Professional Mugs

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"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Office Park

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

Out for lunch... GOD

'-Must remember to empty that...'

Just a little heads up!

'ok, who threw that?'

'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'

'You're lucky, Ted. You're the only one around here who doesn't get treated like a number.'

Off Duty sign on desk.

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

"It's his creative time."

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

'You dropped the ball. You're being paid to throw it.'

'Ever thought of early retirement?'

Bill couldn't explain it but every day around 3 o'clock he would hit the wall.

"So hardly working....or hardly working?"

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

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