Commercial Break Enthusiast Mugs

No commercials.

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'-Must remember to empty that...'

'Big-time operators are standing by....'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

Out for lunch... GOD

'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'

'You're lucky, Ted. You're the only one around here who doesn't get treated like a number.'

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

"It's his creative time."

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

computer trick with teapot and cup

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

'Ever thought of early retirement?'

Bill couldn't explain it but every day around 3 o'clock he would hit the wall.

Institute of Lazy Journalism

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

'I got this feeling I know who's gonna be the employee of the month.'

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

Management Training - "Right we'll take a quick recess for lunch and I'll see you back here in three hours time."

'We've listened to staff concerns about the need for more training.'

After a well-deserved coffee break Santa continues his tour.

"They want us to work an extra two hours, so I'm either going to sneak out my office window or hide in the bathroom."

'It's OK, we're letting the lumber age.'

'I know I'm the last one in each morning, but I make up for it by being the first one to leave.'

"I don't know, between days off and off-days, I never seem to get anything done."