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No commercials.

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'-Must remember to empty that...'

'Big-time operators are standing by....'

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

Out for lunch... GOD

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

"It's his creative time."

'You're lucky, Ted. You're the only one around here who doesn't get treated like a number.'

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

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'Ever thought of early retirement?'

Institute of Lazy Journalism

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

Bill couldn't explain it but every day around 3 o'clock he would hit the wall.

'I got this feeling I know who's gonna be the employee of the month.'

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

Management Training - "Right we'll take a quick recess for lunch and I'll see you back here in three hours time."

After a well-deserved coffee break Santa continues his tour.

'We've listened to staff concerns about the need for more training.'

"They want us to work an extra two hours, so I'm either going to sneak out my office window or hide in the bathroom."

'It's OK, we're letting the lumber age.'

'I know I'm the last one in each morning, but I make up for it by being the first one to leave.'