Break Aficionado Mugs

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

'-Must remember to empty that...'

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

'You're lucky, Ted. You're the only one around here who doesn't get treated like a number.'

Sweet Jailbreak

"Any requests? We're here for the entire lunch break."

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"It's his creative time."

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

New York Man

Institute of Lazy Journalism

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

'Ever thought of early retirement?'

Bill couldn't explain it but every day around 3 o'clock he would hit the wall.

'I got this feeling I know who's gonna be the employee of the month.'

'Some of us in the office feel you might be abusing the break room.'

'A two hour morning break, a three hour lunch break... I'm totally exhausted! Can I go home two hours early today, boss?'

Management Training - "Right we'll take a quick recess for lunch and I'll see you back here in three hours time."

'He likes a controlled burst of relaxation in the afternoon.'