Break Aficionado Mugs

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'-Must remember to empty that...'

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

"Any requests? We're here for the entire lunch break."

'You're lucky, Ted. You're the only one around here who doesn't get treated like a number.'

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

"It's his creative time."

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

Institute of Lazy Journalism

'Ever thought of early retirement?'

Bill couldn't explain it but every day around 3 o'clock he would hit the wall.

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

New York Man

'I got this feeling I know who's gonna be the employee of the month.'

'Some of us in the office feel you might be abusing the break room.'

Management Training - "Right we'll take a quick recess for lunch and I'll see you back here in three hours time."

'A two hour morning break, a three hour lunch break... I'm totally exhausted! Can I go home two hours early today, boss?'