Coffee Break Enthusiast Mugs

'I got this feeling I know who's gonna be the employee of the month.'

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

'It's OK, we're letting the lumber age.'

"I work Tokyo hours from London for a San Francisco based company with team members in New York and Honolulu."

"It's O.K., he's on a break."

'I know I'm the last one in each morning, but I make up for it by being the first one to leave.'

Management Training - "Right we'll take a quick recess for lunch and I'll see you back here in three hours time."

'What I want is a 50 cent an hour raise, a longer lunch break, weekends off...'

Bill couldn't explain it but every day around 3 o'clock he would hit the wall.

"The company discouraged co-workers from talking politics."

"They want us to work an extra two hours, so I'm either going to sneak out my office window or hide in the bathroom."

After a well-deserved coffee break Santa continues his tour.

"So, was it a bad day, or was it just a bad fifteen minutes you've been dragging around since this morning?"

'I think there's something in here about grabbing that last doughnut without first asking around!'

'You're lucky, Ted. You're the only one around here who doesn't get treated like a number.'

'Ever thought of early retirement?'

"I'm planning on missing two days of work this week so I'm taking those break times now!"

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

'We've listened to staff concerns about the need for more training.'

'If they staged a slowdown, how would we know?'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Non-Power Breakfast

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"