Coffee Break Connoisseur Mugs

New York Man

'He likes a controlled burst of relaxation in the afternoon.'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Selling lemon latt�

'These are job perks.'

"At this office no two days are different."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Allegro con molto espresso

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

'Who gets the decaf?'

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

Espresso Martini Peacock

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"