Coffee Break Connoisseur Gifts

New York Man

'He likes a controlled burst of relaxation in the afternoon.'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Selling lemon latt�

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"At this office no two days are different."

'These are job perks.'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

Allegro con molto espresso

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

Espresso Martini Peacock

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

'Who gets the decaf?'

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

Tired Barbie

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"Mail's here."

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."