Coffee Break Mugs

Mourning break.

"Have you tried the new coffee?"

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

A Break In Music

"The only time my muse ever shows up is when I'm on break."

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

"I think somebody thinks I've been away from my desk too long."

'Why is it the one moment I choose to relax you walk in?'

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

'I wish I were as popular as the coffee machine.'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'I'm looking for people who find me intimidating.'

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

"The project must be failing! The manager just suggested I take all the credit for it!"

"I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to resign."

'You're lucky, Ted. You're the only one around here who doesn't get treated like a number.'

"According to the survey,retention is helped by training and money...There's no mention of chaining staff to their desks."

'Are salary increases automaric, or do I have to work for them?'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

Bill couldn't explain it but every day around 3 o'clock he would hit the wall.

'Ever thought of early retirement?'