Break Enthusiast Prints

"If my teacher can take a sabbatical, why can't I?"

Harried worker to colleague: 'It's all about vacation, vacation, vacation!'

'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'

'I need a break. What can I download that'll take an hour?'

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

'I'm glad the weekend's almost here. I need to be with some of my own kind.'

Company Canteen - Sorry to interrupt your coffee break, but it's the only place I can find you.

"Wasting time is an important part of living."

"This is our company's smoking area..."

"I'm on my break."

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

'-Must remember to empty that...'

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

Office Safety.

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

"It's his creative time."

'I need a Vacation.'

"Homework is work, and work without breaks is a federal offense that can be reported to the labor board."

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

Institute of Lazy Journalism

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

You're in luck - The 5-second rule is not legally binding. Donuts.

'That website has been blocked.'

"I don't think you understand how an Easter egg hunt works."

The School's new healthy lunch initiative, with it's ban on junk food, turned out to be very lucrative for Stewart.

"Erm, fireman, teacher, train driver, anything that offers plenty of time off via strike action?"

The $68.00 comeback special