Break-time Connoisseur Prints

'I'm sure I've forgotten to do something today. Let's see now...I've taken four coffee breaks, I did the crossword puzzle...I took a long lunch...'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

'-Must remember to empty that...'

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

"It's his creative time."

"Any requests? We're here for the entire lunch break."

'You're lucky, Ted. You're the only one around here who doesn't get treated like a number.'

'How's the egg?'

'Ever thought of early retirement?'

Bill couldn't explain it but every day around 3 o'clock he would hit the wall.

What an attitude... Yes, but he does the job brilliantly.

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

Wall St. Café, Happy Hour 24-7.

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

Institute of Lazy Journalism

New York Man

'I got this feeling I know who's gonna be the employee of the month.'

'It's a model to study stress...these mice all have long commutes, dead end jobs and out of control kids.'

'Following the referendum defeat, your breakfast will remain continental.'

'A two hour morning break, a three hour lunch break... I'm totally exhausted! Can I go home two hours early today, boss?'

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