Work Break Connoisseur Prints

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?'

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

"Do you mind?"

'-Must remember to empty that...'

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

"Lunchward ho!"

Workaholic Business Lunch - In / Out

Sandwich filing.

'You're lucky, Ted. You're the only one around here who doesn't get treated like a number.'

"It's his creative time."

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

"Any requests? We're here for the entire lunch break."

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

'Ever thought of early retirement?'

Bill couldn't explain it but every day around 3 o'clock he would hit the wall.

Institute of Lazy Journalism

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

New York Man

'I got this feeling I know who's gonna be the employee of the month.'

"I've found that falling face first into my plate and snoring loudly is effective in ending a long lunch meeting."

'It's a model to study stress...these mice all have long commutes, dead end jobs and out of control kids.'