Work Break Connoisseur Pillows

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?'

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

"Do you mind?"

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'-Must remember to empty that...'

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

"Lunchward ho!"

'You're lucky, Ted. You're the only one around here who doesn't get treated like a number.'

Sandwich filing.

"Any requests? We're here for the entire lunch break."

"It's his creative time."

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

Workaholic Business Lunch - In / Out

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

New York Man

Institute of Lazy Journalism

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

Bill couldn't explain it but every day around 3 o'clock he would hit the wall.

'Ever thought of early retirement?'

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'I got this feeling I know who's gonna be the employee of the month.'

"I've found that falling face first into my plate and snoring loudly is effective in ending a long lunch meeting."

'It's a model to study stress...these mice all have long commutes, dead end jobs and out of control kids.'

Management Training - "Right we'll take a quick recess for lunch and I'll see you back here in three hours time."