Work Breaks Pillows

'All I want is a chance to PROVE money can't make me happy.'

"I'm on my break."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Working Holiday

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

Happy holidays for kids.

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

Temporarily Unavailable

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

'You've had enough.'

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

Stress Clinic: 'Stepped out to smell the roses.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

Out to Scrunch.

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

'It's nice to have a break isn't it.'

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

"I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to resign."

Peaceful holiday

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

The Smug Unemployed Monkey

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

'I'm taking a year off to just migrate.'

He's back from retirement as a consultant.

'If I'd known it was this easy, I'd have hit the escape key long ago.'

Senior executive holding guitar hitchiking on open road in desert landscape.

'I'll just grab a coffee...'