Work Breaks Mugs

'All I want is a chance to PROVE money can't make me happy.'

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

"I'm on my break."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Working Holiday

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Happy holidays for kids.

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

Temporarily Unavailable

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

'You've had enough.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

Stress Clinic: 'Stepped out to smell the roses.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

Out to Scrunch.

It is a little odd, I have come to a place completely off the grid to recharge my batteries.

'It's nice to have a break isn't it.'

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

Peaceful holiday

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

"I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to resign."

'I'm taking a year off to just migrate.'

The Smug Unemployed Monkey

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

He's back from retirement as a consultant.