Work Break Prints

"Nothing like taking a few weeks off to spend time with the kids Eh!"

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Working Holiday

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Happy holidays for kids.

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

Temporarily Unavailable

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

'You've had enough.'

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

Stress Clinic: 'Stepped out to smell the roses.'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

'It's nice to have a break isn't it.'

Out to Scrunch.

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

"I'm sorry I'm away from my desk, but it's still in my thoughts."

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

"I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to resign."

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

The Smug Unemployed Monkey

Peaceful holiday

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

'I'm taking a year off to just migrate.'

'If I'd known it was this easy, I'd have hit the escape key long ago.'

He's back from retirement as a consultant.