Rest Day Champion Gifts

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"When I said, 'I want you to sleep on it'. I menat when you go home tonight."

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Going to Sea.

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

Lady has a coffee break.

"To be honest my work pays for this session..."

What are you doing up, mom? Big meeting tomorrow. Must be prepared. It's one a.m.! Go to bed, young lady. You need your sleep. It must be late. I heard my voice coming out of your mouth. Scary!

Road signs of Aging

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

'I'm pooped.'

Chill Out ZoneShell Out Zone.

'Never stand when you can sit. Never sit when you can lie down.'

Spoiled Cat.

How cats play fetch.

"I wasn't hibernating. I was resting my eyes."

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

He can't come to the phone now. He's busy recharging his computer, his cell phone, himself...

Couch potato thinks: 'This sure beats having a life.'

On the Seventh Day

"I'll get you a drink of water, but next time, call Dad, not room service."

"We all have a duvet day, Martin, but a duvet week!"

I got a few things to help me sleep. A breathing strip, earplugs, eye mask and a super pillow. Nighty night, honey. Now I can't sleep.

'Has there ever been such a sickly group of rugged individualists.'

"Well, Mr. I-can't-wait-for -the -baseball-season-to- begin."

"Don't disturb mum, she's recharging."