Rest And Relaxation Champions Gifts

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

Self help acupuncture

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Lazy Octopus

My God, I need to fart.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Yoga.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

Problem Solving

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

Ultra-lazy sloth

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

Yoga To-Do

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

Coffee

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"Streaming"

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."