Rest And Relaxation Champions T-Shirts

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

Self help acupuncture

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Lazy Octopus

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

My God, I need to fart.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Yoga.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

Ultra-lazy sloth

Problem Solving

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

Yoga To-Do

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"Streaming"

Coffee

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'Take a postcard, Irene.'