Rest Day Champion Pillows

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"When I said, 'I want you to sleep on it'. I menat when you go home tonight."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Going to Sea.

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

Lady has a coffee break.

"To be honest my work pays for this session..."

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

Couch potato thinks: 'This sure beats having a life.'

'Never stand when you can sit. Never sit when you can lie down.'

He can't come to the phone now. He's busy recharging his computer, his cell phone, himself...

"I wasn't hibernating. I was resting my eyes."

Spoiled Cat.

How cats play fetch.

'I'm pooped.'

Chill Out ZoneShell Out Zone.

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

On the Seventh Day

"Well, Mr. I-can't-wait-for -the -baseball-season-to- begin."

"We all have a duvet day, Martin, but a duvet week!"

'Has there ever been such a sickly group of rugged individualists.'

"I'll get you a drink of water, but next time, call Dad, not room service."

Kid in bed to mom: How come third graders don't get a personal day?