Day Of Rest Pillows

On the Seventh Day

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Beach con-man.

Team Leader

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Beer Parasol.

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"When I said, 'I want you to sleep on it'. I menat when you go home tonight."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

Couch Potatoes

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'Ok - I'm reaching out!'

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

"You're stealing the blanket."

It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

'What's in going to be, a nip or a nap.'

Yoga.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'And try to get as much rest as you can...'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'