Relaxation Champion Pillows

'I joined a relaxation program, to help me overcome my type A behavior. Damit! I'm going to be the best, most relaxed, one in the group.'

Beach Bums

Modern Accomplisments

"Nothing stops my pursuit of inertia."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Self help acupuncture

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Lazy Octopus

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Unguided imagery

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Taking it easy

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

My God, I need to fart.

Mr. Punch in Venice

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Yoga.

Lounging by the pool

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'