Home Relaxing Pillows

"It can be a job to wake him up when he nods off in his armchair."

Weatherman: 'I hinted that we might be getting a snowstorm. Did you get my drift?'

Where your mind & battle are los

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Police Feline Unit

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Self help acupuncture

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

On holiday.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'Ahhh...'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

'That was fun!'

Bowled over again!

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'T.M.I.F.'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'