Home Leisure Pillows

"Best Prime Day of the whole pandemic!"

"We're both self-isolating, but still no symptoms of pajamas rash."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Easter Island legs

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Church for sports worshipers.

'That was fun!'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"I AM at my usual position."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

How about going easy on the carbs

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Man fishing with large bait

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."