Relaxed Living Pillows

"For the last time, stop saying 'Let's just wing it'!"

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

'Sometimes I think you'll be sorry when the baby gets here.'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

Dun spellchecking.

Mr. Clean Enough

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

'His Dad was a couch potato.'

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

Success Without Effort

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

"If I let you put a blanket over your cubicle, Hartley, I'd have to let everyone put a blanket over their cubicle."

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

'Relax, there are thousands of us working today: Nobody will notice that the two of us are slacking off...'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Hammock resting on books.

"He's our ideas man - I can never tell if he's working or not."

Library has a beach holiday reading in a sandpit.

"When people talk about a 'staycation' this isn't what they mean!"