Relaxed Living Prints

"For the last time, stop saying 'Let's just wing it'!"

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"We need to walk."

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

'Sometimes I think you'll be sorry when the baby gets here.'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

Dun spellchecking.

'They say pot makes you less motivated, but I've already been to Taco Bell eleven times today.'

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

Mr. Clean Enough

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

'His Dad was a couch potato.'

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

Success Without Effort

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

"If I let you put a blanket over your cubicle, Hartley, I'd have to let everyone put a blanket over their cubicle."

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Hammock resting on books.

'Relax, there are thousands of us working today: Nobody will notice that the two of us are slacking off...'

"He's our ideas man - I can never tell if he's working or not."