Relaxed Lifestyle Advocate Prints

"For the last time, stop saying 'Let's just wing it'!"

"We need to walk."

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

'Oh, he couldn't be sleepwalking - he's far too lazy for THAT.'

Self help acupuncture

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

Creative napping

Reserved Parking

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

"I'm late for that lecture on the importance of relaxation!"

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"I'm for getting away from it all but Harry always brings it all with him."

'They say pot makes you less motivated, but I've already been to Taco Bell eleven times today.'

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

"I don't want anyone thinking they can stop and smell the flowers."

Mmm � Massage. Facial. Body wrap. Stretching. Good work! I'm blissed out and ready for � aerobics.

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

'His Dad was a couch potato.'

Hazard of texting

If not completely satisfied, loosen up a little!'

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

"Brrroccollliii...brrroccollliii...I told you I was a vegetarian when we met, Dwayne, so get over it!"

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

"Better get off the burner. Mom said dad's coming home and he wants to blow off some steam."

"Did you hear about the recreation consultant the company hired? She's going to teach us how to relax, have fun and balance work with play."