Sleep And Relaxation Gifts

"Doctor, my husband and I are suffering from insomnia!"

Where your mind & battle are los

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Police Feline Unit

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Self help acupuncture

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'Ahhh...'

On holiday.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Bowled over again!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'T.M.I.F.'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'That was fun!'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.