Sleep Therapy Gifts

'Sleep on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.'

"I'm a Sheep Dog, you would think that counting sheep would help me sleep, but no..."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'He likes to power nap.'

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

Dog Nightmares

Night-time halo

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Wordplay: Hibernation.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Try thinking about something else."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'At lone at last.'