Sleep Training Gifts

"I'm bored."

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

"Having fun there little guy?"

"Sleep? Who needs sleep? It's time to PARTAY!"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"Try thinking about something else."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Noisy energy?

"Yours is adjustable?"

"You're hogging the covers again!"

Sheep Ledger

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"I object!" "Overruled!"

"Time for bed, guys."

Broken Alarm Clock.

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Why don't you ever like to spoon?