Sleep Training Gifts

"I'm bored."

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

"Having fun there little guy?"

"Sleep? Who needs sleep? It's time to PARTAY!"

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"Try thinking about something else."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"You're hogging the covers again!"

Sheep Ledger

Noisy energy?

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"I object!" "Overruled!"

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Broken Alarm Clock.

"Time for bed, guys."

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?