Sleep Health Gifts

"Insomnia is nothing to lose sleep over."

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

Bear tells man to stop snoring

"If these sleeping pills don't work, chant their soothing brand name and you'll fall asleep."

"If we can't wake Snow White, we should at least get her a CPAP machine."

"I gotta tell you, doc, this insomnia has been wreaking havoc with my ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound."

"What an interesting article about why looking at your phone before bed is bad."

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, you can see the doctor about your insomnia now.'

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

"We start your sleep apnea training tonight. Are you familiar with Pavlov's dog?"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"Try thinking about something else."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Noisy energy?

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"Yours is adjustable?"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Sheep Ledger

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

"I object!" "Overruled!"

Mum and the Sleepless Baby