Sleep Issues Gifts

For the 5th time in as many nights, Herb is awakened by his restless-leg syndrome.

Insomniacs Support Group - "Ron, how am I suppose to help you if you keep falling asleep?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Am I doing something wrong? He won't even consider hibernating."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Noisy energy?

"Time for bed, guys."

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

When you get worried, and you can't sleep, count your blessings instead of sheep...

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Center For Sleep Deprivation

'zzz sleep.'

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

'I'm sleepy all the time.'

"Can I borrow your cage cover? Ed's really snoring tonight."

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

'Of course I'm confused, I keep dreaming I'm an insomniac.'

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

'How can you sleep at night?'

Sleep Disorder Research.

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

'I think you went trampling in your sleep again.'