Sleep Issues Pillows

For the 5th time in as many nights, Herb is awakened by his restless-leg syndrome.

Insomniacs Support Group - "Ron, how am I suppose to help you if you keep falling asleep?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Am I doing something wrong? He won't even consider hibernating."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Noisy energy?

"Time for bed, guys."

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

When you get worried, and you can't sleep, count your blessings instead of sheep...

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

Center For Sleep Deprivation

'zzz sleep.'

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"Can I borrow your cage cover? Ed's really snoring tonight."

'I'm sleepy all the time.'

Sleep Clinic. ZZZZZZ. We can tell a lot about somebody's sleep by the sounds they make. This subject is experiencing normal, restful sleep. YYYYYY. He's having fitful sleep because his girlfriend dumped him. MMMMMM. It looks a lot like he's having a dream about a delicious meal. BBBBBB. This gardener is having a nightmare about disturbing a hive. And what's happening here? I think he's look forward to "talk like a pirate day"! RRRRRR.

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

'Of course I'm confused, I keep dreaming I'm an insomniac.'

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

'How can you sleep at night?'

Sleep Disorder Research.

'I think I'm having an out-of-body experience.'

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'