Sleeping Problems Pillows

"Last night I couldn't sleep! I really should stop eating coffee drinkers before I go to bed."

Bee with a bad snoring habit.

"I can't sleep. I think that I'll trot out and get myself darted."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Noisy energy?

"Time for bed, guys."

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

When you get worried, and you can't sleep, count your blessings instead of sheep...

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

'zzz sleep.'

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Center For Sleep Deprivation

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"Can I borrow your cage cover? Ed's really snoring tonight."

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

"your wife insisted we do what we had to do to stop your snoring. And, since she really is rather scary, we were left with no other choice but to remove your face."

'Of course I'm confused, I keep dreaming I'm an insomniac.'

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

"I set up the sensors. He sees you when you're sleeping."

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

'How can you sleep at night?'

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

Sleep Disorder Research.

'I think you went trampling in your sleep again.'

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."