Sleep Specialist Pillows

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

'On your application it says you have narcolepsy. What is that?'

The City that Never Sleeps.

"I think I can cure your snoring problem. Have you tried not sleeping?"

"It's only insomnia Mr Travis nothing to lose any sleep over"

'How can you sleep at night?'

Narcolepsy Clinic.

Sleep clinic: 'We like to say, insomnia is nothing to lose sleep over...'

"If we can't wake Snow White, we should at least get her a CPAP machine."

'This is what he prescribed for insomnia - what kinda doctor is he?'

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

'I think I'm having an out-of-body experience.'

Sleep Disorder Research.

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"About eight hours a day, and about nine at night."

"Trying to decide if I should take a Halcion, Ambien or Lunesta is making me sleepy."

Narcolepsy in relationships.

'The teddy bear and blankie are the only sleep aids the doctor had that aren't addictive.'

"When I drink coffee I can't sleep."

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

'What did you say? You suggested me to COUNT sheep to fall asleep? I thought you told me to EAT sheep...'

"Hello?"

"Well, the diagnosis is you're an insomniac, but you shouldn't lose any sleep over it."

Circadian rhythms adjusted.

"Just a warning about these sleeping tablets. They may cause drowsiness."

"Before I kiss Sleeping Beauty, is that a CPAP machine? For sleep apnea?"

"I stay awake all night worrying about my insomnia, doctor!"

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

"Worst sleeping lesson ever."

Sleep Clinic. ZZZZZZ. We can tell a lot about somebody's sleep by the sounds they make. This subject is experiencing normal, restful sleep. YYYYYY. He's having fitful sleep because his girlfriend dumped him. MMMMMM. It looks a lot like he's having a dream about a delicious meal. BBBBBB. This gardener is having a nightmare about disturbing a hive. And what's happening here? I think he's look forward to "talk like a pirate day"! RRRRRR.

This thing on my neck is keeping me awake at night.

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

'I can't sleep, Doctor.' 'I should hope not. It would be bad manners when I'm talking to you.'

'Are you counting sheep again?'