Sleep Therapist Pillows

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

Doctor holding cymbals above sleeping patient in treatment for a sleep disorders.

"There's only one cure for insomnia...you need to get more sleep."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

'Yes, she always falls asleep when she does the daily attendance count.'

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

"It's no use, Ed, I just can't sleep. I miss my wife's . . . snoring!"

A venn diagram of sleep and productivity

Drum School, Sleep Clinic, Fire Alarm - Testing Lab.

"I'm a Sheep Dog, you would think that counting sheep would help me sleep, but no..."

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

'Sleep on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.'

'zzz sleep.'

Sleep techniques for Shepherds and Sheep.

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

'Have sex. . . No, but at least you'll enjoy being awake.'

Brainless Sleep

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"Try thinking about something else."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."