Sleeping Problems T-Shirts

"Last night I couldn't sleep! I really should stop eating coffee drinkers before I go to bed."

Bee with a bad snoring habit.

"I can't sleep. I think that I'll trot out and get myself darted."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Noisy energy?

"Time for bed, guys."

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

When you get worried, and you can't sleep, count your blessings instead of sheep...

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

'zzz sleep.'

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

Center For Sleep Deprivation

Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

"Can I borrow your cage cover? Ed's really snoring tonight."

Sleep Clinic. ZZZZZZ. We can tell a lot about somebody's sleep by the sounds they make. This subject is experiencing normal, restful sleep. YYYYYY. He's having fitful sleep because his girlfriend dumped him. MMMMMM. It looks a lot like he's having a dream about a delicious meal. BBBBBB. This gardener is having a nightmare about disturbing a hive. And what's happening here? I think he's look forward to "talk like a pirate day"! RRRRRR.

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"

'Of course I'm confused, I keep dreaming I'm an insomniac.'

"your wife insisted we do what we had to do to stop your snoring. And, since she really is rather scary, we were left with no other choice but to remove your face."

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

"I set up the sensors. He sees you when you're sleeping."

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

'How can you sleep at night?'

'I think I'm having an out-of-body experience.'

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

Sleep Disorder Research.

'The teddy bear and blankie are the only sleep aids the doctor had that aren't addictive.'

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'