Sleeping Disorders T-Shirts

'I can't sleep. I'm going downstairs to watch some opera.'

"Please help me, doc! I can sleep at night!"

"Why do you go to bed so late?"

"Tom, are you cleaning in your sleep again?"

"This is a wonderful CV Mrs. Wilson!"

"Mastering the force was easy, but I still can't manage to get 8 hours sleep a night."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'He likes to power nap.'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Dog Nightmares

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Night-time halo

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

'At lone at last.'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Babies vs. Dogs

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'