Diagnosis Of Sleep Disorder T-Shirts

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"The overthinker"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

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Sleepwalker on treadmill

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Surprise Party

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

"I'm getting paid to assist sleep research..."

'I'm sleepy all the time.'

"Cancer patients are on the third floor. This is the psych ward. She wouldn't be here unless she was faking it."

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

'Of course I'm confused, I keep dreaming I'm an insomniac.'

Insomnia

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

"I set up the sensors. He sees you when you're sleeping."

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

'How can you sleep at night?'

Sleep Disorder Research.

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

Narcolepsy in relationships.

This thing on my neck is keeping me awake at night.