Diagnosis Of Sleep Disorder Gifts

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"The overthinker"

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

Surprise Party

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

'I'm sleepy all the time.'

"I'm getting paid to assist sleep research..."

'Your sugar level is off the chart. Don't worry. We'll whip you back into shape in no time.'

"Cancer patients are on the third floor. This is the psych ward. She wouldn't be here unless she was faking it."

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"

Insomnia

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

'Of course I'm confused, I keep dreaming I'm an insomniac.'

Sleep Clinic. ZZZZZZ. We can tell a lot about somebody's sleep by the sounds they make. This subject is experiencing normal, restful sleep. YYYYYY. He's having fitful sleep because his girlfriend dumped him. MMMMMM. It looks a lot like he's having a dream about a delicious meal. BBBBBB. This gardener is having a nightmare about disturbing a hive. And what's happening here? I think he's look forward to "talk like a pirate day"! RRRRRR.

"I set up the sensors. He sees you when you're sleeping."

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

'How can you sleep at night?'

Sleep Disorder Research.

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

'I think I'm having an out-of-body experience.'

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

This thing on my neck is keeping me awake at night.