Sleep Disorder Navigator Gifts

"Whaddya mean it's the only way you can fall asleep?!"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

Center For Sleep Deprivation

Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

"I'm getting paid to assist sleep research..."

"Wake up."

'I'm sleepy all the time.'

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

Sleep Clinic. ZZZZZZ. We can tell a lot about somebody's sleep by the sounds they make. This subject is experiencing normal, restful sleep. YYYYYY. He's having fitful sleep because his girlfriend dumped him. MMMMMM. It looks a lot like he's having a dream about a delicious meal. BBBBBB. This gardener is having a nightmare about disturbing a hive. And what's happening here? I think he's look forward to "talk like a pirate day"! RRRRRR.

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

'Of course I'm confused, I keep dreaming I'm an insomniac.'

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

The Dangers of Counting Sheep

You look tired, Rudy. Nah, I'm actually not tired. Why don't you go take a break. I'll man the counter for you. That's ok, Uncle Mort. Look at those bags beneath your eyes. And … are those wrinkles I see there? Did you know you age faster if you don't sleep? I'm on to you, Uncle Mort. You want me to step away so you can fix yourself an Espresso. Your doctors said no caffeine. You sound paranoid, Rudy. You're seeing duplicity everywhere. That's a symptom of sleep deprivation. I'm just thinking ab

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

'How can you sleep at night?'

'I think I'm having an out-of-body experience.'

Sleep Disorder Research.

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

'We're making progress on my insomnia. My foot went to sleep last night.'

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

'What did you say? You suggested me to COUNT sheep to fall asleep? I thought you told me to EAT sheep...'

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"Please help me, doc! I can sleep at night!"