Sleep Disorder Navigator Pillows

"Whaddya mean it's the only way you can fall asleep?!"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

"Wake up."

"I'm getting paid to assist sleep research..."

'I'm sleepy all the time.'

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

'Of course I'm confused, I keep dreaming I'm an insomniac.'

The Dangers of Counting Sheep

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

'How can you sleep at night?'

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

Sleep Disorder Research.

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

'We're making progress on my insomnia. My foot went to sleep last night.'

"I've heard of sleepwalking but sleep bricklaying?"

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

'I think you went trampling in your sleep again.'

"Please help me, doc! I can sleep at night!"