Sleep Struggle Expert T-Shirts

You know I can't sleep when you grind your teeth like that.

Cry babies.

"Time for bed, guys."

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

Center For Sleep Deprivation

Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

Grants & Recipients

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

Sleep Clinic. ZZZZZZ. We can tell a lot about somebody's sleep by the sounds they make. This subject is experiencing normal, restful sleep. YYYYYY. He's having fitful sleep because his girlfriend dumped him. MMMMMM. It looks a lot like he's having a dream about a delicious meal. BBBBBB. This gardener is having a nightmare about disturbing a hive. And what's happening here? I think he's look forward to "talk like a pirate day"! RRRRRR.

'How can you sleep at night?'

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

'I think I'm having an out-of-body experience.'

Sleep Disorder Research.

'It was bad enough that Cheryl fell asleep at the office.

'We're making progress on my insomnia. My foot went to sleep last night.'

'The teddy bear and blankie are the only sleep aids the doctor had that aren't addictive.'

Narcolepsy in relationships.

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

'What did you say? You suggested me to COUNT sheep to fall asleep? I thought you told me to EAT sheep...'

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

The Slumber Party.

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

'I think you went trampling in your sleep again.'

'I finally got Benson to get to the job on time. My next chore is to keep him awake on the job.'

'Six months ought to be enough sleep for anyone.'

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."